Municipal Attention Clinic · Walk-ins welcome
LABORATORY
How cooked is your attention after years of feeds, maps, and autocomplete?
individual probes
Run each probe alone. Your chart fills in as you go — strengths on the left of fried, soft spots on the right.
patient chart
ACL-PROFILEdoomscroll
Scroll the phone. When the real post flashes, freeze — stop scrolling. Baits don’t count.
gps dependence
No compass. Face a direction, turn, walk. Street names only.
glance memory
Memorize the scene. Tap every change. False taps count against you.
autocomplete gravity
Finish the line. Escape the bland suggestions — the clinic scores how predictable you sound.
context thrash
Hold your starting question while the rabbit hole begs.
probe cleared
results
doomscroll impulse
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brainrot pts